Wednesday, January 4, 2012

We wouldn't be having this conversation if I was a crackhead

Damn! I gotta pay bills, take care of my kids, be a punctual and productive employee, and be a good citizen on a consistent basis? However, if I was a crackhead, yall would throw a damn party for me if I didn't steal yo shit..

But because I choose to work hard, do right, and love Jesus...I gotta  do all this extra work, with no appreciation..I shoulda been a damn crackhead...Then yall would be satisfied if I wasn't shitting myself for a nickel rock on youtube.

Its funny that the more you do, the more folks expect..Help is only for the weak, the reward for being strong is more work. Cuz I'm pretty sure that if I was crack whoring and sucking d*cks for McChickens, yall would be offering to babysit, clean my house, and pay this high ass light bill.

But since I ain't sellin flat screens for $3, or ass for $2. I guess I can handle my shit.....and yours

5 comments:

  1. HAAAAA! Pretty much! I should've been a heroin addict myself.

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  2. Word! An addiction to methamphetamines may have gotten me some "me time".

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  3. If that's not the truth right there I don't know what is. #truth.com I love this!!!

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  4. Word! Sometimes a bit of humor brings out a message much clearer. Well said.

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