Just cuz you're the Wii boxing champ don't mean you can whip my ass..As a matter of fact, turn that game off before you burn up my damn TV wires..You already got my light bill sky high.
I'm not reading a book to raise my children..I'm old school. Ima love 'em with all my heart..but dammit, I'll whoop ass with all my strength, cuz I aint raising no strippers or hooligans.
All this time out and therapy business? Hell no! If somebody woulda been handin out ass whoopins 15 years ago, we would'nt have shows like Intervention, Teen Mom, or that damn Celebrity Rehab. Every time my girls think about smoking crack, they can imagine hearing the faint crack of my belt as it sails towards their lil asses! I D.A.R.E them to try that shit 'round me. But naw, we got young ass kids believing they can act out and do drugs because they're stressed..Stressed? bout what? The only life experiences they've had is eating and takin a shit..but life is so hard that they gotta sniff paint. Bullshit
The problem is a lot of simple ass parents have given their kids the upper hand. Allowing children to throw tantrums and be disrespectful. NOT ME! Now, I aint gon whoop 'em in Macy's where white folks can see, and call the police...but I'll whoop the skin of their lil asses in Payless.
Parents are too busy being their kids friends these days! I aint never breastfed none of my friends, so miss me with the bullshit. Parents need to stay outta club and stay knee deep in these kids asses. So busy tryna be cool and down, by the time your cool ass turns around, your gat damn 10 year old is hooked on reefer and drinkin up all your brown liquor. Not in my house! The Devil is a Liar!
Note to Parents: Put down the books, pick up the belt.
LMAO@Payless!!
ReplyDeleteAmen. I remember my grandmother tearing my ass up in Kmart. Kids were seen and not heard, when grown folks were talking you minded you business in the other room.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why I tear that azz up at the house, to keep some man named Big Shirley from tearing that azz up in jail cause you couldn't get right. I raise my son unapologetically.
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