I'm too damn Drunk to call you a Pothead

Now listen here, I know I may not be the best person in the world, but at least I ain't doin the sick shit you doin. In fact, I'm hoping that I can slide into Heaven unnoticed because God will be so busy dealing with your trifiling ass.

I ain't perfect..but I'm damn sure better than you. I may have stolen, but I never stole nobody's husband...

You're lucky I'm too busy fornicating to call you a slut.. Kindly remind me to call you one as soon as I dedicate my life to Christ (Again)...Cuz YOU need to change your ways! I may have killed a few bottles of Ciroc, but dammit, I never killed a human! I've had children out of wedlock, lied, cheated, re-nigged in plenty spades games, but as long as I ain't Gay, my God will forgive me!