So now that we've farted around each other..Where's this relationship going?

We had our first date...made it through the first kiss..you've seen me naked with the lights on..I know we agreed to take it slow, but I just pooted and  I need to know where we go from here...

I know I haven't met your mama, and your granny don't like Island girls, but you just smelled the worst of me, and I'm feeling real vulnerable right now. Up until this point, you've only known the fly, confident, sassy, sexy version of me...Now you know the side of me who has a love/ hate relationship with dairy..

Now even though we've done everything else, and you know me "inside and out"...this poot changes the game...

Please don't think I did this to trap you. If I could take it back, I promise I would. I tried to excuse myself, but like a secret told to a drunken friend, it slipped out. Now, I feel like we need to clear the air, since I've permeated it with the scent of old cabbage. 

We've been getting along great, we have an amazing connection...don't let this come between us.